Trust Issues

Recently I've been disturbed by something even more startling than Favre's inability to complete a pass to a member of his own team:

His Creepy Flesh Colored Beard.

Why does he keep it?

It can't possibly be keeping his chin warm - it's a bit patchy, to be honest.
I don't know how I can trust a team with a QB that can barely grow a full beard.
That, and I'm sure Mrs. Favre doesn't approve of the scratchyness.

But, hey. At least it's not as bad as this:

If ice cream cones are scary, then how does he feel about the questionable tactics of Brian Schottenheimer?