Blog Whores

My boyfriend says that the best way to gain readership is by writing consistently about interesting topics, and, every once in a while, allowing a guest writer to take a crack at it.
So, here's this:

so alyssa is going to write the blog. this is alyssa

so i'm in the room, chilaxin with a weird girl who thinks she has a jew fro. she doesn't, she just does a lot of crack! we're watching judge judy right now with girls named asia and china. i swear this country is going down the tubes. pretty soon, there will be girls named taliban. good times. hopefully, those girls will not be the daughter of the writer of this blog. i'd have to have a serious talk with her, the back of my hand may intervene! i'm done with this blog, have a pleasant tomorrow!!!
yours truly!

atmc


Is anybody reading yet?

Update:
Judge Judy just rebuked the Plaintiff, saying, "Let us not play with each other, ok?"